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How to make LODES A MONEH

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Itt we devote ourselves to totally plausible and excellent ideas to make money which we would never persue because when we write them out, we do so in a way that makes our ideas sound silly.

1. get loan from bank

2. open taco shop that delivers taco to people's houses

3. profit

4. expand

5. profit

oh man i'm gonna be so rich

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I would find a leprechaun's pot of gold, give it back to him in exchange for a wish, and wish that I was Mitt Romney so that I could not only be super rich, I would be incapable of feeling stupid emotions like basic human empathy for the people I'd fucked over and for people who oh this is the randumb forum whoops

Okay like the above- leprechaun, wish- except my wish would be to be an archaeologist who always finds incredible things at dig sites. That way I could be an archaeologist which would be fun but I'd also like, find proof that aliens had crash landed on Earth 15,000,000 years ago and sell a zillion books about it.

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Break into Raini's house.

Steal her donations.

Profit.

Raini probably has some sort of pony lazer security system set up...

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(For the canadians out there)

> Become memeber of parlament

> be there long enough to become member of senate

> have a high paying job until your 75

Profit....too much profit for little work

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