Calzone

Somebody help!!!1111!1Eleven11!

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I sat down and forgot how to walk :(

My next class is woods and i don't wanna be late!

really need help here guise :plz:

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Walking 101 - Quick Start Instructions

Step 1 - Stand up.

Step 2 - Place one foot in front of the other.

Step 3 - Repeat 'step 2' as necessary.

Step 4 - Profit.

Alternate Instructions, for those who can't succeed at 'walking'.

Step 1 - Stand up.

Step 2 - Place one foot in front of the other.

Step 3 - Land head first, screaming, "Down with your tyranny floor!"

Step 4 - As your memory returns from the head trauma, walk it off like a Baws!

Step 4 (Alt.Alt.) - Fall unconscious. Someone will drag you elsewhere, saving you from having to walk.

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Qwop! QWOP!

Oh gods, I hate that game! Hours wasted... :p

@Calzone

Have someone unleash a rabid badger in your vicinity. Adrenaline will greatly improve your recollection of motor skills.

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