Darkest Night

Pony Pick-up Lines

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Your horn may be magical, but come with me and i'll show the magic of my other horn ;)

..But is your horn in a box?

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"Hey filly, how would you like to saddle up with me tonight?" :love:

. . .

I'll go shoot myself in the hoof now.

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Is your cutie mark a parking ticket? Cause that flank's got FINE written all over it.

Why am I taking part in this. T_T

Edited by Coffey
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Hmm.

I got nuthin'.

Seriousing time.

Why the long face

ahurhueheuerhaurerher

"I broke up with my girlfriend."

*anti-joke Scootaloo*

:If you know what I mean:

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Since I would never hit on anypony if i were a pony, because I were already together with Luna, I would still say something cute whenever we finally reunited.

Luna, smiling: "Your'e late."

"Wine gets better the longer you wait for it."

Luna: "I see you still have some humor despite your journey."

"And I see your beauty still makes my heart skip beats."

But for the sake of the thread, this is common pony pickup line:

"Eeyup"

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Super random....and happen to see this thread...Thinking...

To Luna: I just can't stop staring at your beautiful Moon, Princess!

To Octavia: Shall we work on making some music together? I'd love to see how well you stroke.

To Vinyl Scratch: So DJ...nice performance...I'd love to learn how to rub and scratch like you do.

To Celestia: Sorry if I don't make eye contact your Highness, I don't wish to be blinded by your beauty.

To Rainbow Dash: So...10 seconds flat?

To Rarity: You find precious jewels...yet seem to miss the most valuable one...You.

To Pinkie: Hi.

To Fluttershy: Um...I noticed your really shy...and you make my heart flutter...

To Twilight: You must be Magical, the way you Sparkle!

To Appplejack: So...lots of Bucking needing to get done? I'd like to help!

To Cadence: Lovely is the only word slightly capable to describe a Princess such as yourself.

To Chrysalis: I know you're disguised, but no matter what form you take...the true you is the one I fell for.

All randomly made up....and don't really know some of the characters...know will regret this post, but whatever...

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Super random....and happen to see this thread...Thinking...

To Luna: I just can't stop staring at your beautiful Moon, Princess!

To Octavia: Shall we work on making some music together? I'd love to see how well you stroke.

To Vinyl Scratch: So DJ...nice performance...I'd love to learn how to rub and scratch like you do.

To Celestia: Sorry if I don't make eye contact your Highness, I don't wish to be blinded by your beauty.

To Rainbow Dash: So...10 seconds flat?

To Rarity: You find precious jewels...yet seem to miss the most valuable one...You.

To Pinkie: Hi.

To Fluttershy: Um...I noticed your really shy...and you make my heart flutter...

To Twilight: You must be Magical, the way you Sparkle!

To Appplejack: So...lots of Bucking needing to get done? I'd like to help!

To Cadence: Lovely is the only word slightly capable to describe a Princess such as yourself.

To Chrysalis: I know you're disguised, but no matter what form you take...the true you is the one I fell for.

All randomly made up....and don't really know some of the characters...know will regret this post, but whatever...

Chrysalis one is best one.

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I know I'll hate myself in the morning but I searched the internet for these:You and me get a room and I'll show you a sonic rainboom

The zap apple harvest must be soon 'cause you've got me howling over you

Call me Discord 'cause I'm about to turn your world up-side down

You know if I were you I wouldn't worry about a blank flank

You know I always heard Unicornns are "horny"... is it true?

Show me your clouds and I'll fly us to the moon and back

What do you say you and me go horse around

Hey Luna how's about you show me your full moon?

That last one was mine. God these are awful.

Edited by BladeRulez

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