Darkest Night

Pony Pick-up Lines

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I know you are Hexus...

awwwwww that 1 is awesome many knee slaps are to be had!

Damnit. Why are you always like that to me? Both of you.

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Your flank says apple, but you're a peach to me...

I wish I was that book, so I could read your eyes back.

Think I had more, but I forgot them.

(and a horribly crass one)

You're into animals. Ever seen a Trouser Snake?

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You must have fallen from Cloudsdale, baby.

because you're not a very good flier.

Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.

and also these books on equestrian history.

Do your wings hurt from dashing through my head all night long?

Do your eyes always look so derpy, or is it just because you looked at me?

So Trixie, I heard anything I can do, you can do better. Well my special talent is kissing.

Hey Pinkie Pie, I know how we can make each other smile.

Princess Luna, do you like mmmm bananas?

(I apologize for all of these)

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No offense, but this is kinda creepy and desperate at the same time...

that's the whole point of pick-up lines

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So... I heard you like animals. Wanna see the animal in me?

My party cannon. It is loaded and ready. Let's not waste any time and head back to the firing range.

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Hey there, I heard you liked parties, wanna have a party in my... OH PLEASE COME HOME WITH ME I AM SO BUCKING LONELY AND I NEED YOU! PLEAAAAASSEEEEEE!

Works every time. Totally.

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Copycat.

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"Ye know, lass, yer tail is delightful. I'm sure that what lies below it shares the compliment".

:emoredcoat: Heh...

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Come with me and I'll show you why I'm in charge of the night.

I know it's not great, but I can't do human pick-up lines, let alone pony pick-up lines.

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I'm gonna fail, but I'll try my hardest...

To Cheerilee: You like making your students smile, eh? How about coming to my place for some home schooling.

To Pinkie: You like parties? How about one every night

To Rainbow: You're the fastest flier? I'm the fastest bucker.

To Celestia: You may be royalty to everypony else, but in bed you're my slave.

The last one hurt my soul slightly. I hope this was worth it. XD

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