Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post Some say there is a treasure at the end of a rainbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post Hey lady, i just read over your plot and let me say, I think i can add something to it ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post Are we this desperate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post Nope. Not at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post I know you are Hexus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post I know you are Hexus...awwwwww that 1 is awesome many knee slaps are to be had! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 4, 2012 · Report post I know you are Hexus...awwwwww that 1 is awesome many knee slaps are to be had!Damnit. Why are you always like that to me? Both of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2012 · Report post To Chrysalis..."So you're Swiss, eh?"That's pretty cheesy.Parmesan, but that wasn't very Gouda... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2012 · Report post Your flank says apple, but you're a peach to me...I wish I was that book, so I could read your eyes back.Think I had more, but I forgot them.(and a horribly crass one)You're into animals. Ever seen a Trouser Snake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 8, 2012 · Report post You must have fallen from Cloudsdale, baby.because you're not a very good flier.Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.and also these books on equestrian history.Do your wings hurt from dashing through my head all night long?Do your eyes always look so derpy, or is it just because you looked at me?So Trixie, I heard anything I can do, you can do better. Well my special talent is kissing.Hey Pinkie Pie, I know how we can make each other smile.Princess Luna, do you like mmmm bananas?(I apologize for all of these) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) · Report post Does your cutie mark have to do with space?'Cause your flank is outta this world!(>.>) Edited June 9, 2012 by Coffey 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 9, 2012 · Report post No offense, but this is kinda creepy and desperate at the same time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 9, 2012 · Report post No offense, but this is kinda creepy and desperate at the same time...that's the whole point of pick-up lines 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 9, 2012 · Report post Desperate how? I find it amusing myself. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2012 · Report post Haha, yeah I guess it's sorta funny, But it's still really creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 11, 2012 · Report post So... I heard you like animals. Wanna see the animal in me?My party cannon. It is loaded and ready. Let's not waste any time and head back to the firing range. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2012 · Report post Are you an apple tree? 'Cause you look like you could use a buckin'.(._. each time I do this I destroy my soul.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2012 · Report post Hey there, I heard you liked parties, wanna have a party in my... OH PLEASE COME HOME WITH ME I AM SO BUCKING LONELY AND I NEED YOU! PLEAAAAASSEEEEEE!Works every time. Totally. 4 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2012 · Report post Are you an apple tree? 'Cause you look like you could use a buckin'.(._. each time I do this I destroy my soul.)Me right now.lol'd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2012 · Report post ._.Copycat.._..____..____________..______________________."Ye know, lass, yer tail is delightful. I'm sure that what lies below it shares the compliment". Heh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) · Report post Roses are red,violets are blue,sex.:I Not my style. Edited June 14, 2012 by Coffey 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2012 · Report post Roses are red,violets are blue,sex.:I Not my style.lololol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2012 · Report post Come with me and I'll show you why I'm in charge of the night.I know it's not great, but I can't do human pick-up lines, let alone pony pick-up lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) · Report post I'm gonna fail, but I'll try my hardest...To Cheerilee: You like making your students smile, eh? How about coming to my place for some home schooling.To Pinkie: You like parties? How about one every nightTo Rainbow: You're the fastest flier? I'm the fastest bucker.To Celestia: You may be royalty to everypony else, but in bed you're my slave.The last one hurt my soul slightly. I hope this was worth it. XD Edited July 25, 2012 by Krauser888 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
