woodledoodledoodledoodle

3 reasons why ponies would be an excellent meal.

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1. They're colouful. You know what else is colourful? Candy. Now, I'm not personally a big fan of straight up sugar, but you know what ponies aren't? Pure sugar.

2. They walk on 4 legs. You know what else walk on 4 legs? Cows. And you know what else is delicous? Cows.

3. Magic

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Generally in Nature, with animals at least, the things that stand out are the things that don't need to hide as they have some form of counter to being eaten :/ and ponies have negative camouflage

Edited by ThePointingPony

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Generally in Nature, with animals at least, the things that stand out are the things that don't need to hide as they have some form of counter to being eaten :/ and ponies have negative camouflage

Stop bringing logic into this pls.

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I would eat those marshmallow and cotton candy ponies.

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My brain is trying to interpret this as "3 reasons why ponies are excellent to sit down with at a dinner table".

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The only way I would have eaten a pony was if it was baked into a cupcake.

And didn't know the cupcake contained a pony. You monsters.

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It depends on who the pony is.

If it were a pony i didn't care about, then yes, i'd eat it. If it were a pony i did care about, i'd rather eat myself. If it were an attractive pony... well... the term 'eat' would become a metaphor

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It depends on who the pony is.

If it were a pony i didn't care about, then yes, i'd eat it. If it were a pony i did care about, i'd rather eat myself. If it were an attractive pony... well... the term 'eat' would become a metaphor

More or less just sexual innuendo.

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dibs on fluttershy!

You

Me

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Pistols to the death

The gloves are off good sir

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You'll notice that ponies have no graveyards.

It's apparent that you aren't the first to come to this conclusion, woodle.

Lies ... we have seen a pony funeral

NOPE

Just the prelude to a buffet.

It was a casket, not a giant BBQ

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You'll notice that ponies have no graveyards.

Lies ... we have seen a pony funeral

Two things. One We have only seen a pony coffin, not the complete funeral service. Two, perhaps they cremate their dead?

dibs on fluttershy!

You

Me

Outside

Pistols to the death

The gloves are off good sir

Gentlemen, Ladies... Pistols are so crude. The only proper way to duel is with swords!

Now, anyone who desires to consume the flesh of any of the ponies of Equestria must pass through me first!

<==========}====o

(As for the ponies of Earth, consume to your hearts content!)

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dibs on fluttershy!

You

Me

Outside

Pistols to the death

The gloves are off good sir

Gentlemen, Ladies... Pistols are so crude. The only proper way to duel is with swords!

Now, anyone who desires to consume the flesh of any of the ponies of Equestria must pass through me first!

<==========}====o

(As for the ponies of Earth, consume to your hearts content!)

Nay. May the duel begin with Pistols at dawn. If you hit the arse you get extra points.

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I find the whole premise of this thread mildly disturbing.

:clownwilleatme:

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