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Surprise Motha Fucka

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How many Suprise Mothafucka jokes can YOU make?

Hello! Welcome to Walmart sir, how may I help you?

SOME PLIERS MOTHERFUCKER

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What's your favourite TV show?

TRUE LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

Do you even?

I MIGH', MOTHERFUCKER.

What's your favourite pastry?

THE PIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

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Heavy risk, but the priiiize, motherfucker

-Jacob Taylor

Beaming down the the planet below,

Energize, Motherfucker

Event of Nation-wide signifigance

Televise, Motherfucker

Glare from light too great

Polarize, Motherfucker

Ship decommisioned

Cannabalize, Motherfucker

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"How do you like your tomatoes?"

"Sun-dried, motherfucker."

"What do you think of McKayla Maroney's performance in the Olympic women's vault?"

"She tried, motherfucker."

"Why don't you like summer?"

"Damn flies, motherfucker."

"What's that you're writing?"

"Treatise, motherfucker."

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"What do you use to see?" "My eyes, muthafucka."

"What does Fluttershy do around a new pony?" "She cries, muthafucka."

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Who's your favourite G.I. Joe character?

Snake Eyes, motherfucker

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How do you have so much Muscle?

EXERCISE MOTHERFUCKER

Why are you so oppressive?

ANTAGONIZE MOTHERFUCKER

What do you do at the library?

CATEGORIZE MOTHERFUCKER

Why do you have so many of these jokes?

IMPROVISE MOTHERFUCKER

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"What's MLP?"

"Franchise, motherfucker."

"What's cool?"

"Bowties, motherfucker."

"How do you get someone to do what you want?"

"Entice, motherfucker."

"How do you deal with ill-behaved children?"

"Chastise, motherfucker."

"It's a pleasure to meet you"

"Likewise, motherfucker."

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"Who did you invite over?"

"Some guys, mothafucka."

"What are you rolling?"

"My dice, mothafucka."

"What are you eating?"

"Shaved ice, mothafucka"

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"What makes Derpy so cute?"

"Her eyes, motherfucker."

"What does brainwashed Applejack do?"

"She lies, motherfucker."

"How do you get a ladder through a door?"

"Lengthwise, motherfucker."

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