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#1 Xenmas

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    I'm gonna need more rope

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 01:41 AM



How many Suprise Mothafucka jokes can YOU make?

Hello! Welcome to Walmart sir, how may I help you?
SOME PLIERS MOTHERFUCKER
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

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#2 Lookie

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 01:49 AM

**At McDonalds**

Hello sir what can I get for you?

SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
There's a lot about me you don't know...
Fortunately for you... You'll never find out...

#3 Scootsy Wootsy Woona Time

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 02:16 AM

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#4 Mr. Kochi Bracegirdle

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 03:00 AM

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Hawke proposes the 47th to merge with 42Cdo. The clan replies:

 

"I'd rather dip my balls in acid" -Blackwatch

"If this happens i will take a compas and carve "fancy that" on the side of my c*ck" -Curly

"I swear to god that if we EVER merge with Cdo i'll accept Bravo's invitation to 29th." -Kochi


#5 Sherbert

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 06:30 AM

I got nothin
Lvl:10 Wanderer

#6 anjirocool

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 06:45 AM

Why didn't you clean your room?
GOT HIGH, MOTHAFUCKA

#7 Myro

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 06:50 AM

Why didn't you clean your room?
GOT HIGH, MOTHAFUCKA

Good reason

#8 LOL

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 07:56 AM

What's your favourite TV show?

TRUE LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

Do you even?

I MIGH', MOTHERFUCKER.

What's your favourite pastry?

THE PIES, MOTHERFUCKER.



 

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#9 woodledoodledoodledoodle

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    Why was the March Hare so important to the Aztecs?

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 08:02 AM

Heavy risk, but the priiiize, motherfucker
-Jacob Taylor

Beaming down the the planet below,
Energize, Motherfucker

Event of Nation-wide signifigance
Televise, Motherfucker

Glare from light too great
Polarize, Motherfucker

Ship decommisioned
Cannabalize, Motherfucker
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Alternative Careers in Gaming: The Science of Play Redefined as Art via Content Creation in the Ongoing and Evolving Paradigm of the Post-Network Media Environment. What Does It Mean To You?

 

雪だるまが作りたいですか?


#10 BrilliantTempest

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:16 AM

"How do you like your tomatoes?"
"Sun-dried, motherfucker."

"What do you think of McKayla Maroney's performance in the Olympic women's vault?"
"She tried, motherfucker."

"Why don't you like summer?"
"Damn flies, motherfucker."

"What's that you're writing?"
"Treatise, motherfucker."

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#11 Suitaloo

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:40 AM

"What do you use to see?" "My eyes, muthafucka."

"What does Fluttershy do around a new pony?" "She cries, muthafucka."

#12 Xenmas

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 11:43 AM

Who's your favourite G.I. Joe character?
Snake Eyes, motherfucker
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

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#13 Kotov Syndrome

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 12:08 PM

What's another name for Beelzebub?
LORD OF THE FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

#14 ioncann0ns

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 04:13 PM

This thread needs MOAR REPLIEZ MOTHAFUCKA.
can i hav op

#15 Calzone

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:23 PM

How do you have so much Muscle?
EXERCISE MOTHERFUCKER

Why are you so oppressive?
ANTAGONIZE MOTHERFUCKER

What do you do at the library?
CATEGORIZE MOTHERFUCKER

Why do you have so many of these jokes?
IMPROVISE MOTHERFUCKER
Fabulosity is fabulous
Coffey was here! Calzone's a stupid faec! c:<

Forget it. 12 years dungeon
All of you.
7 years no trial.

#16 BrilliantTempest

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:39 PM

"What's MLP?"
"Franchise, motherfucker."

"What's cool?"
"Bowties, motherfucker."

"How do you get someone to do what you want?"
"Entice, motherfucker."

"How do you deal with ill-behaved children?"
"Chastise, motherfucker."

"It's a pleasure to meet you"
"Likewise, motherfucker."
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#17 anjirocool

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:43 PM

"What happened to Sweetie Belle"
"She died, motherfucker"

#18 BrilliantTempest

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:49 PM

"What happened to Sweetie Belle"
"She died, motherfucker"


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#19 woodledoodledoodledoodle

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    Why was the March Hare so important to the Aztecs?

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:52 PM

Someone disagrees?

Proselytize, Motherfucker

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#20 Suitaloo

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 06:15 PM

"Who did you invite over?"
"Some guys, mothafucka."

"What are you rolling?"
"My dice, mothafucka."

"What are you eating?"
"Shaved ice, mothafucka"




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