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HOLY SHIT YOU'VE JUST BEEN STABBED

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HOLY HELL WHAT WAS THAT FOR.

DEAR GOD THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD.

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THEY MADE KNIVES THAT BIG

OH MAN THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

FUCKING SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD.

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Patch myself up the best I can

Go home, re-think my life

Buy a 3'x3'x6' watertank

Spend the nest 50 years of my life re-opening the wound and seeping my excess blood in the tank

Find the stabber

lock him in the tank, watching him suffer drowning in my blood

Donate the remainder in the tank to children

Woodle will probably make a snyde remark saying that I can't fill a tank in 50 years of my life that large

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So a 3x3x6 foot tank is 90x90x180 cm, which is 1,458,000cm^3.

That's a 1:1 conversion to 1458000mL

When you donate blood, you give about 3/4 pint or 450mL.

Assuming optimal conditions, your body will regenerate blood at the fastest possible rate of about 450ml/4 weeks

So that gives us 1458000/450 for number of months needed to fill container without suffering from anemia.

That is 3420 months, or roughly 270 years. You could give more blood per blood letting but that would also slow the blood regeneration rate.

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So a 3x3x6 foot tank is 90x90x180 cm, which is 1,458,000cm^3.

That's a 1:1 conversion to 1458000mL

When you donate blood, you give about 3/4 pint or 450mL.

Assuming optimal conditions, your body will regenerate blood at the fastest possible rate of about 450ml/4 weeks

So that gives us 1458000/450 for number of months needed to fill container without suffering from anemia.

That is 3420 months, or roughly 270 years. You could give more blood per blood letting but that would also slow the blood regeneration rate.

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Yeah, I saw, that was the only reason.

Self-fulfilling prophecy as it were

How the fuck do you do that

do you just go around highlighting everyone's posts or something?

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Call 911 and hope they've got enough of my blood type to perform a transfusion.

Um, I mean, I AM A MANDROID, THEREFORE MY SELF-REPAIR SYSTEMS WILL SWIFTLY ELIMINATE THE INJURY, WHEREUPON I SHALL DEAL WITH THE ATTACKERS IN THE ONLY MANNER FIT FOR A MANDROID : DRILL NIPPLE ROCKETS

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Call 911 and hope they've got enough of my blood type to perform a transfusion.

Um, I mean, I AM A MANDROID, THEREFORE MY SELF-REPAIR SYSTEMS WILL SWIFTLY ELIMINATE THE INJURY, WHEREUPON I SHALL DEAL WITH THE ATTACKERS IN THE ONLY MANNER FIT FOR A MANDROID : DRILL NIPPLE ROCKETS

Shorty call 911.

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Call 911 and hope they've got enough of my blood type to perform a transfusion.

Um, I mean, I AM A MANDROID, THEREFORE MY SELF-REPAIR SYSTEMS WILL SWIFTLY ELIMINATE THE INJURY, WHEREUPON I SHALL DEAL WITH THE ATTACKERS IN THE ONLY MANNER FIT FOR A MANDROID : DRILL NIPPLE ROCKETS

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Call 911 and hope they've got enough of my blood type to perform a transfusion.

Um, I mean, I AM A MANDROID, THEREFORE MY SELF-REPAIR SYSTEMS WILL SWIFTLY ELIMINATE THE INJURY, WHEREUPON I SHALL DEAL WITH THE ATTACKERS IN THE ONLY MANNER FIT FOR A MANDROID : DRILL NIPPLE ROCKETS

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Yeah, I saw, that was the only reason.

Self-fulfilling prophecy as it were

How the fuck do you do that

do you just go around highlighting everyone's posts or something?

There was a slight discolouration at the bottom of your post

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If I did get stabbed, I wouldn't let myself get stabbed anywhere that it would be a big problem in the immediate timeframe, unless the blade was laced with poison. However, after the stabbing, I would grab the stabber, take his wrist, and make him slit his own throat.

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If I did get stabbed, I wouldn't let myself get stabbed anywhere that it would be a big problem in the immediate timeframe, unless the blade was laced with poison. However, after the stabbing, I would grab the stabber, take his wrist, and make him slit his own throat.

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