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Da Best pony

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Now, let's get something straight.

Everyone on these forums claims their favourite pony is best pony. Fair enough, you love 'em, you think highly of 'em.

What you don't know is that you're wrong.

There is only one best pony. And that's because he's not only a pony, but every single animal.

Even a changeling.

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I am, of course, talking about da man, Discord.

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"hello."

Look at that sexy thing, with it's sexy beard, its sexy fang and sexy eyes.

Now, you've obviously been blown away by his current sexiness, but you may futily try to argue "But he ain't as adoralbe as other ponies as a foal!"

Well, you're wrong.

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"This bunny used to be angel."

See, he wasn't just born awesome. No, he worked for it, using his adorableness, he'd make you lower your guard and then BAM! Cotton candy in yo face.

That's how he conquered Equestria in the first place.

Yeah, that's right. He was the ruler of Equestria. He owned all the bitches. Literally.

He don't need fancy smanshy elements, either. He corrupted them all and ruled Equestria again. Then Tia the cheater cheated and un-corrupted them using the really sappy "friendship reports" sent by her favourite one of the ugly mares.

He was defeated, but he's still alive, and he'll come back eventually.

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"He's all evil 'n' shit too."

As a final, desperate argument, you might say "But your AWESOME GOD OF CHAOS can't possibly look good as a woman!"

Well, think again.

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"I rest my case."

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So Doc, is this the REAL reason you left me?

You propose some very strong arguments, but... but... but...

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You make Twily upset..

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So Doc, is this the REAL reason you left me?

You propose some very strong arguments, but... but... but...

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You make Twily upset..

I'm sorry Pencil, I just could not resist him.

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Could you?

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So Doc, is this the REAL reason you left me?

You propose some very strong arguments, but... but... but...

mlfw16_1298754550735.jpg

You make Twily upset..

I'm sorry Pencil, I just could not resist him.

Could you?

Go home, Discord, you're drunk and inferior to Sheogorath, the true God of madness.

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So Doc, is this the REAL reason you left me?

You propose some very strong arguments, but... but... but...

mlfw16_1298754550735.jpg

You make Twily upset..

I'm sorry Pencil, I just could not resist him.

Could you?

Go home, Discord, you're drunk and inferior to Sheogorath, the true God of madness.

Madness?

Oh, no no no, you've got it all wrong.

Discord is the spirit of chaos, not madness, and he could kick your willy-nilly deity's ass any day/night.

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So Doc, is this the REAL reason you left me?

You propose some very strong arguments, but... but... but...

mlfw16_1298754550735.jpg

You make Twily upset..

I'm sorry Pencil, I just could not resist him.

Could you?

Go home, Discord, you're drunk and inferior to Sheogorath, the true God of madness.

Madness?

Oh, no no no, you've got it all wrong.

Discord is the spirit of chaos, not madness, and he could kick your willy-nilly deity's ass any day/night.

I'll let the mad-god know that a statue in a pony's backyard thinks so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Otjanp9aXgw

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Now you!

You can call me... Lord Discord.

But only if you're partial to being flayed alive, and having an angry immortal, skip rrrrrrrrrope with your entrails!

If not, call me Sheogorath.

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Now you!

You can call me... Lord Discord.

But only if you're partial to being flayed alive, and having an angry immortal, skip rrrrrrrrrope with your entrails!

If not, call me Sheogorath.

Now now, I am no longer Skooma Cat. 'Tis a family name, passed on every thousand years or so from myself to myself.

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But man, that plot is pretty disappointing. I think I'm going to have to disagree with your whole argument.

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But man, that plot is pretty disappointing. I think I'm going to have to disagree with your whole argument.

Did I mention he's a shapeshifter?

He's a shapeshifter.

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So he can poly morph? Meh. Seen it and done it before, next please.

how have you shapeshifted before?

And it's omniform, thank you.

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Pinkie Pie causes better chaos then Discord did

No she didn't and you know it.

Even without counting the fact that the chaos we saw was only in ponyville, it still completely reversed the laws of physics within that area. What has she got? Fourth wall breaking? Please.

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Pinkie Pie causes better chaos then Discord did

The funny thing is, nothing Discord caused can be described as chaos, so much as scheduled oddness.

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Pinkie Pie causes better chaos then Discord did

The funny thing is, nothing Discord caused can be described as chaos, so much as scheduled oddness.

Through the same reasoning, neither can Pinkie's.

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It's natural for an Irken to Polymorph daily, we do it mostly for security from other potential animals and humans mostly.

Also, Omniform is taking on all forms And this is the definition of polymorph:

pol·y·morph

/ˈpäliˌmôrf/

Noun

  • An organism or inorganic object or material that takes various forms.
  • A polymorphonuclear leukocyte.

Omniform and polymorphism is pretty much the same thing if you think about it.

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It's natural for an Irken to Polymorph daily, we do it mostly for security from other potential animals and humans mostly.

Also, Omniform is taking on all forms And this is the definition of polymorph:

pol·y·morph

/ˈpäliˌmôrf/

Noun

  • An organism or inorganic object or material that takes various forms.
  • A polymorphonuclear leukocyte.

Omniform and polymorphism is pretty much the same thing if you think about it.

I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT

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