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Cherry Crush's Ten Subjective Guidelines of Texas VS Ponyville

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1.  Propane Jesus is the lord thy god.  Thou shalt have no other gods before him.  Except Shrek.

2.  Ponies are sexy, but they are classy.  Keep all sexy material classy.  The exception is Rarity who is in fact a shameless whore.

3.  As much as I want Avril Lavigne's Hello Kitty song to be spammed on that chibi kawaii weeaboo Suijin map, thou shalt not micspam

4.  If we go even one rotation on 2FortDesk without anyone playing Dovashy then thou shalt extend the map until we do god damn it

5.  Thou shalt read the text chat at all times and most especially for the evening crew when we have 4-5 people talking over each other's voices and text is the only way to get a message across clearly.

6.  Train is our master.  Train chooses who will go and who will stay.

7.  DJ Pon-3 op pls nerf mods dis wil afect competitiv sene.

8.  If you didn't see who the boss was this round, assume Chrysalis.  We're gay for Chrysalis.

9.  Shrek is love, Shrek is life

10.  Cherry Crush likes his wine.  If he's under the effects of wine he will be a much friendlier happier guy and go out of his way to help you.  He likes you.  He loves everyone but he's more open about it once he gets his wine.  He's a happy guy who likes the Put Your Ass In The Air song so just be happy he exists.

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2.  Ponies are sexy, but they are classy.  Keep all sexy material classy.  The exception is Rarity who is in fact a shameless whore.

 

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