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Yoko

King of the Hill 2.0

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It's been 2 years since the last post in the older thread so I decided to revive it by making a newer thread.

Basically you gotta attack and defend the hill from other posters.

example: I build a wall and you blow it up and say "Meine Hügel or something like that."

 

I build a wooden fence around the hill and sit on my lawn chair ontop of the hill.

This is my hill!

 

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I connect a hose to a silo full of raw sewage, use it to fill your walls, drowning you in raw doody, then build my OWN hill, erecting a steel dome over it, because your old hill, let's face it, is a pile of crap  :awesomecheer:, and my hill has blackjack, and cider!!

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I tunnel underneath the hill, backstab you, and drink all your liquor and pass out.

Thanks for your booze!

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I sit on the drunk knocked out pone and do the rps taunt and patiently wait.

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

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I duel him with as medics with bows and wins the round even with the high ping.

 

You need to train more!

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I have my lawyers hit you with a copyright claim and cease and desist order, presenting evidence of a character that resembles "supposed" OC. I then dismantle the time machine and use the scrap parts to build sentries. :awesomecheer:

 

Read the fine print.

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I sneak in at night and plant e.coli in the ground. over the years, it spreads through all you own, and you die slowly.

 

I claim a different hill as the old hill is an E.Coli hazard.

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I push you off the hill and you roll to your death.

I place a forcefield around the hill,preventing intruders from entering.

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